Apparently there was no truth whatsoever in claims that The Mack suffered a touch of vertigo when he joined our own Wayne Bontoft for a tour of the Guildhall roof the other day.
True, he did look a bit pasty, but it was probably the after-effects of taking part in the Big Sleepout.
No, he shuffled off halfway up to the roof to take an important phone call. And, importantly, we believe you David...