Good to see Labour borough councillor, Danielle Stone, keeping abreast of what’s happening in her part of town. During a brief chat with a Chron hack the other day, she inquired: “So where is your office now?”
We felt obliged to inform Dani that the Chron is still in the same place in Upper Mounts. We haven’t moved and we are still one of the biggest employers in Castle ward. Your ward, Dani, try to keep up.
We don’t recommend you try this at home, but how many of you caught the county council cabinet meeting webcast where you really can hear Gonzo talking about Northampton in terms of “24/7 metro living”.
Being an old crust, Aufona Googled this for a clearer description, but all we could find were 10 characteristics that define “metro” such as “dress hot”, “wear awesome (possibly Church’s) shoes”, read style magazines, love the gym and, oddly, “can’t deal with a mess”. Any of those familiar, councillor?
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